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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

The Object At Hand: Revealed!

Here's where you, loyal Frogmarch reader, get to test your powers of deduction in determining the identity of this secondhand-store find:

The object at hand is of wooden construction, with heavy ~3cm oak side panels joined by dovetailing. It stands about a meter high.

The top is hinged to open upward, allowing access to a deep, unlined compartment. There is also a single drawer at the bottom of the compartment.

Although it has feet for standing on the floor, there is also a loop at the top of the structure which would seem to allow it to be mounted on a wall--although the loop could serve as a handle instead or as well, as a smallish hand could fit comfortably in the loop.

The methods and materials of its construction point to the early-mid 20th century. Others like it are not necessarily as sturdy, being constructed of thinner wood, veneer, or even wicker in some cases.

The item was purchased at The Box of Used Stuff for 14 euros, and successfully carried home on the Metro without clunking anyone in the head.

Although this item still has use in its intended purpose in France, in the present-day US it would not.

What is it? Post your answer in the comments.

The first correct answer gets... I dunno, something.

EDIT: The prize has been determined! The first correct answer will receive the most interesting item I can buy for under €5 at La Boite d'Occases that will fit in a smallish, airmail-able box. Pernod promotional cigarette lighter! Johnny Hallyday's Greatest Hits on CD! A funny-looking doorknob! Who knows?

THE SECRET REVEALED! It's a baguette box. French kitchens are usually tiny, with very little counter space (in fact, large kitchens with lots of counters and modern appliances are known in real-estate listings as "cuisine americain"). So when you bring home your meter-long baguette in the morning--which you do every morning--there's no place to put it except to balance it across a chair (where the dog will lick the flour off) or stand it in the corner with the dust and spiderwebs and such (see note concerning dog). Hence the baguette box. The next day, after the remaining few inches of bread have hardened into a railroad spike and been thrown out for the pigeons, the drawer is taken out and shaken to get rid of the crumbs.

When we get back to the US, land of no baguettes (except those soulless, flaccid, preservative-ridden lumps of sadness sold as "French bread" at Harris Teeter), this particular example is destined to hold umbrellas, or maybe disassembled fishing rods.

As the correct answer was not arrived at, I'll go find something interesting under €5 at the Boite for myself. And if it's sufficiently interesting, I'll post about it.

10 Comments:

  • At 5:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It's an in-home composter for those charming window boxes! Am I right, am I right?

     
  • At 7:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I was gonna say umbrella stand, but it still rains somewhere in the U.S., just not here in So Cal.

    Yard stick?

    What does France have that we don't? Dog poop related?

    A coin collector.

    Okay: It's a dust mop cleaner. You slide the dusty cleaning tool inside. Share the junk off, and then remove the drawer. Deposit the stuff in the trash, and presto!. You've tracked more dust across the room!

     
  • At 10:09 AM, Blogger Frogmarch said…

    Umbrella stand is a good guess--in fact, that's what V. thought it was the first time she saw one. And this one may end up as an umbrella stand back in the States, as it is well-suited for that task.

    But no.

    The prize is still there for the taking...wake the kids, phone the neighbors!

     
  • At 3:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It is a French composter. Now what's my prize? Yomama

     
  • At 6:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It really SHOULD be a composter...
    If you insist it isn't, however, I would guess the little drawer is for matches and the main compartment is for long pieces of wood to light...something?

     
  • At 11:34 AM, Blogger Frogmarch said…

    No, not a composter, though that's a fine idea.

    So should I keep this contest open until somebody wins, or declare it closed since the 6 people who read this blog haven't got it yet?

     
  • At 5:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Go ahead and tell your six devoted fans! Our compost-obsessed minds need to know!
    Buy yourself something cool with those 5 euros. Telling us what you chose, of course.

     
  • At 3:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Apparently, my second guess didn't make it in--a truffle keeper. Now hand over the prize! Yomama

     
  • At 5:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Baguettes?! Furniture for bread? That's just weird.

     
  • At 4:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Everyone in my family has something similar... but the top is wider and the drawer is bigger. It is furniture for potatoes and onions. I thought that was an our-state thing. :?
    Valerie

     

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